Merlin: Jealously, magic spells and gay sex

Gay Merlin: Sir Percival (Tom Hopper) and King Arthur (Bradley James) are dirty and sweaty. So they decide to go off into the woods, take off their armor, drop their swords and pants and fuck. But jealous Merlin (Colin Morgan) is secretly following King Arthur and when he found them fucking, he tried to stop it by casting the big cock spell on Sir Percival, but it didn't work! because King Arthur loves big cocks!
*I'm in love with Tom Hopper, he is so big, tall and muscular*